Thursday, January 10, 2008
I hate feet
I don't like feet. Feet are gross. I have a foot phobia. I have this unnatural urge to check out everyone's feet. I cringe at the thought of nasty feet touching me. I don't mind people touching my feet, but I could never give someone a pedicure. EWWW!!! When I was younger, I thought my future husband would have to have cute feet, but somehow saying "Would you mind taking your shoes off so I can inspect your feet?" before accepting or declining an offer for a date never really panned out....
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3 comments:
and your husband's feet are not cute...
Thanks to the most wonderful pedicurist I have great feet and snazzy toenails all the time.
No, my love, you don't....Lucky I saw your handsome face first! :)
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